Wind up merchant!
Newly accredited Coffee specialist…
Well, I don’t even know where to start. You started, You MADE YOUR MARK and now You are going!!
As a successor of my last ‘Lefty’ you have defo proved yourself to be simply the best. I am defo going to miss your routine 11am and 3pm snack time, the smell of peanut butter under my nose just before lunch and your smelly chicken sticks from M&S ….. > along with your loud chomping sounds that I am reminded of right now as you chomp away next to me …… <>
Our moments of man appreciation will be sorely missed and as you were unable to keep Peter on your desk for not wanting to draw attention to your mankini body desires, I have hand selected one for you to treasure for the rest of your life!! Please see below….
Since the Goldup Come dine with me SPECIAL is yet to happen please send an outlook request to us your friends here who are going to starve and not eat until we get this invite… we are also on some mad kind of food fad so please don’t test this one out.!!
We have had a real brotherly sisterly love for each other and being able to wind you up at any given time has been really funny. I think my best memory is your gym bag….. Sainsbury’s bag for life! I am so glad that my stylish ways forced you to feel bag and invest in a real mans bag. That was one of my proudest moments.
There is so much i could say but it all boils down to the fact you will be sorely missed by me but keep in touch on FB and I will even set up a Twitter for you.
Best of luck
VB xx
Going4Goldup 